During the final days of the festival BZ:ABOTD has made UPenn’s 34St Magazine’s Must-See list, and that includes the Live Arts shows, which is extremely flattering. You haven’t seen the show yet? Only 2 chances left, and remember tonight is Freemasonry Fridays – the first three ticket holders to discretely wear their Masonic rings or other authentic Masonic logo jewelry and show it to me in secret before the show will secretly be given a $10.00 Starbucks gift certificate. Don’t try to pull a fast one— I know my Masonic jewelry.
The planchette on the Ouija board was flying all over the place last night. I mean it would shoot off the edge of the board sometimes and the volunteers would have to put it back on and reposition their fingers before it took off again like a little sportscar making hairpin turns all across the alphabet. Transcript highlights:
QUESTIONER: How old are you?
SPIRIT (or subconscious ideomotor impulse depending on your beliefs): 5 AND A HALF
QUESTIONER: What’s your name?
SPIRIT: MALA (a Hindu name meaning garland of flowers)
QUESTIONER: When did you die?
(here it just swept a broad ellipse around the board and then swooped into a sideways figure 8 pattern–the symbol for infinity–over and over again in the center of the board)
QUESTIONER: When were you born?
0…1
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Maybe she doesn’t know. She’s only 5 years old.
JEFF: Where are you now?
(infinity pattern in response)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: How did you die?
SPIRIT: MOM
AUDIENCE MEMBER: How did she kill you?
(infinity pattern)
QUESTIONER: Do you resent her for it?
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Are you in the room with us?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Where are you standing in relation to me?
SPIRIT: LEFT
JEFF: (indicating with hand) Right here?
(infinity pattern)
QUESTIONER: She’s everywhere in the room.
JEFF: Do you know anyone here?
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Do you know what’s taped to the back of the grave photo hanging in the other room?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Okay, what is it?
MNMNMNMN (which we took to mean “mmmm…”, thinking)
JEFF: (to audience) Remember she’s only 5. (to spirit) It’s okay if you don’t know.
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Big hand for Mala.
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During the final days of the festival BZ:ABOTD has made the Daily Pennsylvanian’s Must-See list, and that includes the curated Live Arts shows, which is extremely flattering. You haven’t seen the show yet? Only 2 chances left, and remember tonight is Freemasonry Fridays – the first three ticket holders to discretely wear their Masonic rings or other authentic Masonic logo jewelry and show it to me in secret before the show will secretly be given a $10.00 Starbucks gift certificate. Don’t try to pull a fast one— I know my Masonic jewelry.
The planchette on the Ouija board was flying all over the place last night. I mean it would shoot off the edge of the board sometimes and the volunteers would have to put it back on and reposition their fingers before it took off again like a little sportscar making hairpin turns all across the alphabet. Transcript highlights:
QUESTIONER: How old are you?
SPIRIT (or subconscious ideomotor impulse depending on your beliefs): 5 AND A HALF
QUESTIONER: What’s your name?
SPIRIT: MALA (turns out it’s a Hindu name meaning garland of flowers)
QUESTIONER: When did you die?
(here it swept a broad ellipse around the board and then swooped into a sideways figure 8 pattern — the symbol for infinity — over and over again in the center of the board)
QUESTIONER: When were you born?
SPIRIT: 0…1
JEFF: Maybe she doesn’t know the year. She’s only 5 years old. Where are you now?
(infinity pattern in response)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: How did you die?
SPIRIT: MOM MOM MOM MOM
AUDIENCE MEMBER: How did she kill you?
(infinity pattern)
QUESTIONER: Do you resent her for it?
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Are you in the room with us?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Where are you standing in relation to me?
SPIRIT: LEFT
JEFF: (indicating with hand) Right here?
(back to the infinity pattern)
QUESTIONER: She’s everywhere in the room.
JEFF: Do you know anyone here?
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Do you live here at the CEC?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Do you know any of the other spirits we’ve talked to throughout the run of the show who also say they live here?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Do you know initials FRA?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Tell FRA I said hi. Do you know what’s taped to the back of the grave photo hanging in the other room?
SPIRIT: YES
JEFF: Okay, what is it?
SPIRIT: MNMNMNMN (which I took to mean “mmmm…”, thinking; remember we’re dealing with a 5 year old)
JEFF: It’s okay if you don’t know.
SPIRIT: NO
JEFF: Okay, no worries. Big hand for Mala.
Full details and ticket info.