If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a spring clean for the May queen. Beautiful Zion: A Book of the Dead opens this Wednesday 9/7 and it’s Wiccan Wednesday. The first 3 ticket holders to take me aside pre-show, proclaim themselves Wiccans and prove it by showing me their sage wands will receive a $10.00 Starbucks gift certificate. I’m crazy, people. How crazy am I? Other prizes will be given out randomly at each performance, including a free inept dream interpretation session by me, and, if you believe your home is haunted, a free in-home ouija board session with me. I am a magnet for ghosts, angels and demons so if they’re there I’ll be able to chat them up. DISCLAIMER: please note that I am not an exorcist. Spirits may remain in your home and may become pissed. Objects may spontaneously catch fire and pets may become temporarily possessed. Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. Your stairway downstairs to my show in the Blue Grotto lies at 3500 Lancaster Avenue. Full details here.
If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a spring clean for the May queen. Beautiful Zion: A Book of the Dead opens this Wednesday 9/7 and it’s Wiccan Wednesday. The first 3 ticket holders to take me aside pre-show, proclaim themselves Wiccans and prove it by showing me their sage wands will receive a $10.00 Starbucks gift certificate. I’m crazy, people.
How crazy am I? Other prizes will be given out randomly at each performance, including a free inept dream interpretation session by me, and, if you believe your home is haunted, a free in-home ouija board session with me. I am a magnet for ghosts, angels and demons so if they’re there I’ll be able to chat them up. DISCLAIMER: please note that I am not an exorcist. Spirits may remain in your home and may become pissed. Objects may spontaneously catch fire and pets may become temporarily possessed.
Your stairway to heaven lies on the whispering wind.
Your stairway downstairs to my show in the Blue Grotto lies at 3500 Lancaster Avenue. Full details here.
Other prizes will be given out randomly at each performance, including a free inept dream interpretation session by me, and, if you believe your home is haunted, a free in-home ouija board session with me. I am a magnet for ghosts, angels and demons so if they’re there I’ll be able to chat them up. DISCLAIMER: please note that I am not an exorcist. Spirits may remain in your home and may become pissed. Objects may spontaneously catch fire and pets may become temporarily possessed.